You might be liberal if.....

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
~ Albert Einstein

• Main Entry: 1 lib·er·al
  Pronunciation: \ˈli-b(ə-)rəl\
  Function: adjective
  Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Latin liberalis, suitable for a freeman, generous, from liber free.

• 1 a: of, relating to, or based on the liberal arts b: archaic : of or befitting a man of free birth

• 2 a: marked by generosity b: given or provided in a generous and openhanded way (a liberal meal) c: ample , full

• 3: lacking moral restraint : licentious

• 4: not literal or strict : loose

• 5: broad-minded ; especially : not bound by authoritarianism, orthodoxy, or traditional forms.

Without further adieu;

If you think the Stars and Stripes are the enemy flag... ...you might be a liberal.

If you call soldiers, but not abortionists, "Baby Killers"... ...you might be a liberal.

If you think that hatred is inexcusable, unless it's directed at President Bush (or Christians, or Conservatives, or Republicans, or our Military....)... ...you might be a liberal.

If you have mistaken any government agency for your bank... ...you might be a liberal.

If you thought "We, the people..." was someone else... ...you might be a liberal.

If you think you're better than everyone else, but no one should ever be allowed to win at anything... ...you might be a liberal.

If you think that everyone should be allowed to express themselves, but only as long as they agree with you... ...you might be a liberal.

If you have ever mistaken the professional arts for a political platform ....you might be a liberal.

If you think "lawlessness" and freedom have anything in common... ...you might be a liberal.

If you think it's wrong to kill an animal for food but okay to kill a human child for convenience... ...you might be a liberal.

If you call yourself "spiritual" but are against organized religion... ...you might be a liberal.

If you abhor violence, unless it's by groups you support who are only trying to make a point ... then you might be a liberal.

If you scream about "injustice", but don't respect the law... ...then you might be a liberal.

If you think nature's way of doing things is always best, except when it comes to sexuality... ...well you might be a liberal.

If you think that the words "to promote the general welfare" in the Constitution mean to promote welfare generally. ...you might be a liberal.

If you actually do believe that Clinton doesn't know the definition of the words "alone", "is", or "correct" yet think he was a "brilliant President". ...you might be a liberal.

If you actually think the phrase, "separation of church and state" is contained in the Constitution....you might be a liberal.

If you have no problem with Hollywood movie stars flying around in private jets to give speeches on the evils of SUVs... ...you might be a liberal.

If you think that protesters outside nuclear power plants are dedicated activists, but protesters outside abortion clinics are dangerous zealots interfering with a legal activity...you might be a liberal

And, last but not least......

If you ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country can do for you (and everyone else who is NOT from your Country)... then you're definitely a liberal.